When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” 
“Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”

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I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together.  
Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek. 
”Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. 
”No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

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“Mom, can I have an animal cracker?” asked 3 year old Bob. 
“Sure Bob,” said his mom. 
“Open up the box, and take a few.”
Forty five minutes later Bob’s mother walked into the kitchen.
“Bob, why’d you spill out all of the animal crackers, and what are you looking for?”
“It said on the box not to eat it if the seal is broken.” 
Bob replied “I spilled out the whole box, I looked through all of the animals but I can’t find any seals!”

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