the importance of the BRA + 0 comment(s)
Q: Which is the striped BRA?
zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA?
coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA?
algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA?
liBRA
Q: Magical BRA?
aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA?
BRAhmin
Q: Metallic BRA?
BRAss
Q: Botany BRA?
BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA?
BRAnd
Q: Puctuation BRA?
BRAcket
Q: A room where BRA’s are kept?
LiBRAry
Q: BRA which became the American President and inspired the whole world?
aBRAham Lincoln
Q: Which BRA is very important for any vehicle?
BRAke
AND YOU THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE BRA, How BRAin less.
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how far you can count + 0 comment(s)
Teacher: “Let me hear how far you can count.”
Eugene: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king.”
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two young boys’ conversation: + 0 comment(s)
Johnny: “What makes the baby at your house cry so much, Tommy?”
Tommy: “If all your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so week you couldn’t stand on them, I guess you’d feel like crying yourself.”
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the teacher asks Jimmy + 0 comment(s)
Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
Jimmy: “I don’t has a pencil.”
Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”
Jimmy: “Who stole all the pencils then?”
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elephant + 0 comment(s)
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”.
One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”.
The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior.
After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
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the child and his mother + 0 comment(s)
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
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